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Song Parodies -> "The Evidence (CSI Team Theme)"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"The Evidence (CSI Team Theme)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Imagine the LV CSI Team giving fresh grads a crash course.
When you get out
Into the field
At a crime scene
Remember this

Because witnesses lie, we can never deny
The evidence
Listen to them, you must, they are all you can trust
The evidence
So clues in
Fingerprints, shoe marks,
Dead bodies in parts
We will gather
Slugs of .44, .22
Gunshot residue
Bullets scattered
(Or shotgun sabot.)

When you light up the sheets, two suspects much in heat
Leave evidence
Thank goodness for UVs, cause stains are hard to see
They're evidence
(Ick! I hate doing beds.)
Best part is
If the case is old,
Trail is getting cold
We can still find
A wealth of
Traces well-preserved
Chemicals unearth
S'crets left behind
(Unless there's rain. Damn, I hate rain!)

After that, when you're done collecting every one
Bit o' vidence
Send the body to me for a sweet autopsy
For evidence
And you can
Send stuff to the lab
Leave them with the fab
Lab technician
(That's me *ahem*)
Bullets, traces, stains
Someone's lunch remains
I'll process 'em.
(Give me Gran Turismo and you'll be on top of my list!)

Get a warrant before you accuse a man for
Being guilty
From the info you gain from blood, spit, semen stains
That he's filthy
(Grissom: No, he's guilty.)
(Brass: Guilty, filthy, same thing.)
And that's why
We work overtime through the grease and grime
For the data
(Damn, I need coffee!)
Though hours are
long, we're underpaid, the perp put away
Is the matta'
([To glares of teammates] What! It rhymes.)

(Grissom: (Nonchalantly) Okay. Altogether now.)

Yes, we are CSIs, and we use our sharp eyes
For evidence
We use our swiddle sticks to swish spittle and spit
For evidence
Lab results' our friends,
Working out the end
Of the drama
But beware
Meets the FBI
Bloody Drama!
(Dr. Robbins: Subdermal hematoma!)
(Brass: Feds are Mafia!)
(Catherine: Mamma mia...)
(Nick: Si, belladonna.)
(Grissom: All right, enough. Back to work.)
So anyone's sides or head is hurting yet?

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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Poopi Long stocking - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I do believe this was a 50s' song so you should've put it in "misc." As for the parody itself, I cannot give it 5,5,5 because it's WAY off paced.
Sam_Spam - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Why, thank you. Did you mean the comments in brackets are out? That was intentional. :3

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