Song Parodies -> "I Don't Know Why Right-Left Feud"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Know Why (I Just Do)"

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"I Don't Know Why Right-Left Feud"

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The Lyrics

Congress left D.C. for 5 weeks on August 2; the president left on August 3 for golf, Camp David, his birthday party, and a Martha's Vineyard vacation. Nobody is left to investigate the "phony scandals," only a few of which I mention in my parody of TOS. No wonder U.S. citizens don't trust their federal government.

I don't know why my government's lies spew;
I don't know why, it's just true.
I don't know why Blues will me to subdue;
I don't comply. I just stew.

Blues never seem to want my opinion;
Too many times they've told me, "Listen, mere minion!"
I don't know why they'd shove you in a queue;
I don't know why they lust to.

I don't know why my government's size grew;
I don't know why -- it must do?
I don't know why debt's spilling over too,
Rising so high, might bust through. [1]

Blues never seem to once try downsizing;
Seems ev'ry time they're boldly defending rising.
I don't know why they love to hike my dues;
I don't blow. I strive for clues.

I don't know why my government pries too;
Why do drones spy like they do?
Why not go find who killed fleet Seal Team crew? [2]
I now know why wise trust few. [3]

Sleuth N.S.A.'s phone-data enhancing.
Free phony time crude I.R.S. spent line-dancing. [4]
I don't know why my govenment's nigh screwed;
I don't know why -- right-left feud?

[1] ... the debt ceiling.
[2] ... on a Chinook helicopter shot down on August 6, 2011. Ditto Benghazi.
[3] An unknown Afghan military tipster is suspected, retaliating for bin Laden's death.
[4] ... among many questionable activities.

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Dana Mathewson - August 05, 2013 - Report this comment

So Congress is "out of the office" for a bit. The "phony" scandals won't be investigated for awhile, but at least (maybe) our money will be safe as long as they're gone.

Patrick - August 06, 2013 - Report this comment

The whole monstrosity rests on the fear of the IRS. Break that and all the corruption, scandal mongering, war making, drone killing machine collapses. That's why con-gress will never investigate or take effective action.

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