-> "I Don't Know Why Right-Left Feud"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Know Why (I Just Do)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Know Why Right-Left Feud"
I don't know why my government's lies spew;
I don't know why, it's just true.
I don't know why Blues will me to subdue;
I don't comply. I just stew.
Blues never seem to want my opinion;
Too many times they've told me, "Listen, mere minion!"
I don't know why they'd shove you in a queue;
I don't know why they lust to.
I don't know why my government's size grew;
I don't know why -- it must do?
I don't know why debt's spilling over too,
Rising so high, might bust through. 
Blues never seem to once try downsizing;
Seems ev'ry time they're boldly defending rising.
I don't know why they love to hike my dues;
I don't blow. I strive for clues.
I don't know why my government pries too;
Why do drones spy like they do?
Why not go find who killed fleet Seal Team crew? 
I now know why wise trust few. 
Sleuth N.S.A.'s phone-data enhancing.
Free phony time crude I.R.S. spent line-dancing. 
I don't know why my govenment's nigh screwed;
I don't know why -- right-left feud?
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