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Song Parodies -> "That's A Green Job"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That's A Green Job"

Parody Written by:

Brock O'Brahma

The Lyrics

On June 6, Bureau of Labor Statistics Acting Commissioner Josh Galvin and Assistant Secretary for Employment and Training Jane Oates were at the “Addressing Concerns about the Integrity of the U.S. Department of Labor’s Jobs Reporting” hearing Wednesday in Washington. It turns out, it's easy for Oblamer to claim he's going to create millions of green jobs when so many regular jobs will now be reclassified as greenies.

(The crapola flows like the rain)
('Cause Josh and Jane)
(Work for Hussein)



If you sweep up the floor
At a solar light store
That's a green job
If you drive a school bus
Or just gas the thing up
That's a green job

Stats will rise
Like Obama lies
Make you roll your eyes
And you say
Something smell-a
Loons will say
Hippy-hip-hooray
All our Chevrolet
Will display, a fuel cell-a

If your kid runs a stand,
Lemonade, squeezed by hand
That's a green job
If you cut peoples locks
Use hair for, oil boom socks
That's a green job
If you run, a thrift store
Sell used stuff, crap galore
That's a green job
Ruse it be, you don't need
An ivy-league degree
To keep score-eh

If you cap methane gas
Placing corks in cows ass
That's a green job
If you give french fry grease
For an altered Caprice
That's a green job

Press will sing
Like that crooner Bing
Or Miss Carol King
Or that Brit, named Adelle-a
Farce you say
Just like Fannie Mae
When is Guy Fawkes Day
Be like "V", raise some hell-a

If you clean swimming pools
Of the Hollywood fools
That's a green job
'Cause they get, lots of cash
Making re-cycled trash
For their nose jobs
If you kiss Algore's butt
And you've got a huge gut
Michael Moore-eh
Scuzzy he, just can't see
One percenter be
Such a bore, eh

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AFW - June 15, 2012 - Report this comment
Although not in tune with this, politically, I still admire the creative job of writing, here
Brock - June 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW.

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