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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Picks Their Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Loves Somebody, Sometime"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Picks Their Nose"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Sticky subject...I guess...but needs to be said.
Everybody picks their nose, at sometime
Everybody takes a dig or two
When you're stuck with stuffy sinus,
What else can you do?

Everybody does the nasty, sometime
Even while they're in a public place
The crudest dude might say, "Bad Manners"
But, hey...it's your face!

Sure we try to keep it subtle
No-one wants to be considered that uncouth
But who of us could give a good rebuttal,
Confronted with this argument of truth?

Everybody Picks Their Nose, at sometime
One thing that just must be done, somehow
I'm pretty sure that no-one's looking,
So, my sometime is now...

Sure we try to keep it subtle
No-one wants to be considered that uncouth
But who of us could give a good rebuttal
Confronted with this argument of truth?

Everybody Picks Their Nose, at sometime
One thing that just must be done, somehow
I'm pretty sure that no-one's looking,
So, my sometime is now...

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Stuart McArthur - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
that's comforting news airfarcewon - I don't know how you dig this stuff up - 555
Arwen - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart has been here 18.3 seconds and he's already thinking up more clever comments than me...dammit. ; ) 5s, Airfarce...
Airfarcewon - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Kinda' fingered I'd get picked on for this one....So I'll throw in the hankie... Appreciate the comments, guys
Kristof Robertson - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Snot bad at all.....555
Stuart McArthur - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
lol Arwen - you are (as you say yourself) such a hip cool chick - I was just reading the transcript of you and Ash's stoush with amigr...(???) very amusing you are :-)
alvin rhodes - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm glad i picked this song to look at...5s
Dee Range - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
As long as you aren't picking your friends nose, we can dig it. 555
Arwen - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, you need to get a message board account so that we can chit chat without distracting from the parody's actual comments...=)
Stuart McArthur - October 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen - I'm on a steep enough learning curve as it is!! - that 18.3 seconds seems to have just flown past - a message-board account, hmm - how do I get me one of them - I'll work it out - you may have to give me helpful hints tho
Johnny D - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Whew! For a moment there, I thought you might gross us out by talking about how the really big chunky boogers get stuck in your dental work. 5's, now go wash your hands.

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