His last name is Povich,
TV show and he's rich,
That's a Maury..

Overweight ethnic guest,
Seeks paternity test,
That's a Maury..

Swingers swing
Couples havin' flings
Dissin' wedding rings,
Grabbin' things
Like each others..
Families, too
Luke and Emmy Lou,
Pitch a lotta' woo,
Incest ain't taboo,
Sisters, Brothers..

Folks face fears that they've had,
"Is this woman my Dad?"
Crazy stories..
Husband sad and perplexed
Cuz' his wife's oversexed
Slutty, whore-ie

Bill's a veep
Hides a secret, deep
Kinky, likes to keep,
Shaggin' sheep
Just can't kick it...

Then there's Joe
Hails from Kokomo,
Pickin' up a ho
For her toe,
Loves to lick it..

If you're weird and you think
You should go see a shrink,
Not to worry..
Just phone this TV show
You'll wind up with big dough,
That's a Maury..

That's a Maury..