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Song Parodies -> "Almost Cut the Cheese"

Original Song Title:

"Almost Cut My Hair"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Almost Cut the Cheese"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Almost cut the cheese
I almost made a stinky fog
I had to hold it long
I could'a said it was the dog
But I didn't, I'm a classy guy
I really wanted to let one fly
Cause I felt
I was holding
A gas gun

Must be cause I had those beans for dinner
And I put away those ten Buds
It increased my gut tumescence
Like when I downed those twenty Rolaids and made intestinal suds
But I'm not giving in an inch to gas
Cause I promised myself this time
I felt
I am holding
A spray gun

When I finally clamped my buns together
And from the open window you could smell the heather
And I found place to fire my load
And that toilet seat did explode
I felt
I was holding
A time bomb

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Betchya feel better after letting this one rip.
Paul Robinson - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
This is from the "Deja Poo" album, isn't it, Rick? 5's ~ ~ ~
Rick C - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. That's what keeps Neil young. 555
John Barry - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
5s for "gut tumescence" and "intestinal suds."
Vee - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Funniest thing I've seen on this site yet.

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