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Song Parodies -> "Tater Chips"

Original Song Title:

"Wooden Ships"

Original Performer:

Crosby, Stills & Nash

Parody Song Title:

"Tater Chips"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I love CSN. After this, they won't love me.
If they're served to me, I will eat a bunch
Cause that is something every meal everywhere
Comes with the same sandwich
I can see by your bag my friend
You are a Pringles man
There's just one thing I got to know
Can you ever eat just one?
Say, can I have some of your crisp Doritos?
Yes I've been eating them for six or seven hours now
Yes, and I've thrown up once
Probably make us both real fat...

Tater chips, in the deli, calling me, (they're cheesy)
Cheesy, you know that they're too much calories
Ruffled ridges, salted, garlic, "Lays" it be
Talkin' while stuffin' me, they're greasy......

Salsa dips are what we like to try
All we can do is sit on the couch, oh my
Stare at football while our life goes by
We are feeding- we don't need much

Go take your sister down to the store
They're addictive we want some more
Our stomachs do not yet quite reach the floor
We are feeding- we don't need much

Stills and Crosby:
Then we break wind, blowin' warm
Out of the bowels over the cushions
Guess I get a beer and go....

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Johnny D - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL !!! Wow, this one is great, Rick - funny to the freakin' MAX ! 5's
David Chreko - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny, Rick. Greazy Five puts you in the chips! FYI, Pringles don't come in a bag (picky-picky-picky).
Rick D - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops. I don't eat the damn things. I'm more a candy bar man, myself.
Paul Robinson - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - You SuperSpud, you. Can't use the below as a parody, 'cuz it would be way too "inside", but need to share the thought: "Just woke up this morning and I see. Rick just wrote this great new parody. All about aging rock stars gone to seed. I'm gonna give it "Fives", that's easy. It was a good job but I must go to the bathroom. Got some gas I've gotta blow."
Jack Wilson - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!! Great job!
Leah Lockhart - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh... DKTOS, but I'm eating tater chips right now and appreciate the sentiment!
Rick D - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Leah Leah Leah. Mari wants you to resend your email to her, we can't find it. Also come To EG on the 29th, Paul says be swinging by again. And I heard from Bob Gomez that he is also a local and may come up on that night. It's going to be a once a year event called "Cheese Night", where everyone performs song they think are cheesy. As an example, last year, Mari performed "Muscrat Love" and I did "To Sir, With Love". Very inspiring for parody writers.
Leah Lockhart - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like fun! I don't know if I'll have anything to perform, but I have it on my calendar. I'll try not to flake this time!! I'll send you my email... I think I still have your card somewhere! ;-)

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