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Song Parodies -> "Cowed Dairy"

Original Song Title:

"Proud Mary"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Cowed Dairy"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Saw a vid on animal cruelty in the food industry....made me hungry

Chewed some good cud in the city
Pumpin’ out the milk there for Jerseymaid
And I never moved one foot from my small pen
Worryin’ about the day I’d feed some men

Sore udders keep on burnin’
Cowed dairy keep on churnin’
Foalin’ foalin’ foalin’ I’m a giver

Filled a lot of cans for Alpo
Paid the highest price makin’ Fancy Feast
And I never saw the outside where it’s pretty
Till I rode the ramp to the cuttin’ throat beast

Big grinders keep on turnin’
And the cowed dairy keeps on earnin’
Dolin’ dolin’ dolin’ out the liver

If you come down to the stockyard
Bet you gonna wind up losin’ your brunch
You will want to hurry, some things ain’t so funny
And you won’t be eatin’ meat in your lunch

Big meals you’ll be spewin’
At the cowed dairy, so much mooin’
Horkin’, horkin’ horkin up your dinner

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Ravyn Rant - August 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Good thing I'm not planning a steak dinner after reading such a well-done parody. Liked the substitutions for "rollin' on the river". And I find it amusing that my security code for your bovine tune is "Y4H".
John Barry - August 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Love them cow parodies. Got a couple in the works.
Meriadoc - August 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Five squirts for this one. Send 'em to California - they have happy cows.
LilMadameBovary - August 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Rick, ~Duke o'Dunkin' Parody~ this is quite good, Sir ! Even though horses do the 'foalin' . . .
Tim Mayfield - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
I think you may have had too much calf-een... you might hurt someone's veal-ings. Not mine, though. This is top grade.

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