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Song Parodies -> "Crossroads Motel"

Original Song Title:

"Crossroads"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cream

Parody Song Title:

"Crossroads Motel"

Parody Written by:

Rik Goldsmith

The Lyrics

This was a UK soap opera about a fictional Midland motel, gaining a reputation for low budget production values, despite some memorable characters, which originally ran from 1964-1988
Well, I used to watch Crossroads
Motel on TV
Used to watch Crossroads
Motel on TV
Monday, all the way to Thursday
'n' Friday, if you please

When I used to watch Crossroads
Flimsy set designs
When I watched Crossroads
Flimsy set designs
Low budget soapy opera
Did they ever know their lines?

Corrie, 'Enders, Emmerdale
Took their writers to one side
Soaps like Emmerdale
Took their writers to one side
Get your scripts up to scratch, or be
On the other side

Soaps like Emmerdale
Took their writers to one side
Soaps like Emmerdale
Took their writers to one side
Get your scripts up to scratch, or be
On the other side

Miss Diane, Miss Diane
Tell Benny what you'll have me do
Oh, Miss Diane
Tell Benny what you'll have me do
When I'm staring at your Crossroads
I'll leave my hat on for you
© 2020 R W Goldsmith (29.11.20)

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