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Song Parodies -> "Swine Flu"

Original Song Title:

"Strange Brew"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cream

Parody Song Title:

"Swine Flu"

Parody Written by:

Timmy1000

The Lyrics

Swine flu, will gut the pride in you.

It's a b*tch and trouble and you gotta spew,
As you moan, you find that you gotta pooh,
That too?
Now what you gonna do?

Swine flu, will gut the pride in you.

It's pig, bird and human pressing as you stew,
It's a blunt, crotch bout that'll kick you through
Anew,
All kinds of drool you blew,

Swine flu, will gut the pride in you.

In a bloat, you will piddle out a raging pee,
It will shake your spleen as you crawl and plea,
Oh Lord!
As your stomach roared,

Swine flu, will gut the pride in you.

Swine flu, swine flu,
Swine flu, swine flu

Swine flu, will gut the pride in you.
Anybody got a surgical mask?

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Mark Scotti - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
You're parody is quite contagious!!!
McKludge - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
What did the poor little pig ever do to deserve his own flu?
alvin - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
very descriptive...catchy, too
John Barry - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Let's see: the wolf came down the flue of the three little pigs' house of brick. . . .wrong flue. Right song.
Leo Keough - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
This is a fine slew of words you've put together here - 555!!!
Jim Rotondo - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved it, love spleen lyrics and have always loved the Cream! 44 days to Clapton-Winwood June 12th!
ChuckyG - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Rolling Stone appears to have liked it! rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/04/30/swine-flu-to-mia-we-need-you/
Timmy1000 - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, ChuckyG - never thought I'd make it in Rolling Stone for a swine flu parody, even if an online version. Thanks all for comments.
Angelica Reyna - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Thats just so dumb i can make a better song and im only 10
Wicked - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment
thats bumb lyrics stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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