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Song Parodies -> "White Ball"

Original Song Title:

"White Room"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"White Ball"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

A golf parody written in August of 2005 for Ginger Baker's birthday.
Ah, Ah…

1. Hit a white ball down the fairway on vacation.
Get a birdie, maybe eagle, never bogey.
Sounds so easy, wishful thinking, should have stayed home.
Shot an 80 on the front 9 on vacation.

I’ll wait in this place where my putts never fall.
Wait in this place where the gophers run from us all.

2. You said no swings could secure par on vacation.
Traffic ticket, restless weasels, goodbye driver.
I walked into such a sad time on vacation.
As I sliced out or I hooked in-to a sand trap.

I’ll wait in the zoo, where they train the baboons.
Lie here with you with some elephant crap on my shoes.

Ah, Ah…

3. At the clubhouse, dry martini, what a tough crowd.
Cancellation of Golf Digest now forgotten.
Hello Tiger, Arnold Palmer, where’s Jack Nicklaus?
Salad dressing, goodbye golf course, be back next year.
I’ll weep in this place where my putts never fall.
Lie in the rough where the gophers run from us all.

This video, complete with Tire Pump and Wah-Wah solos, may be viewed on my Parody Page.

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Mark Scotti - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job with this classic, Jim! I'm going to see Jack Bruce in April at the Stone Pony in Jersey....
alvin - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment
funny and finely paced
Jim Rotondo - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks so much, wow Mark, you ARE a fan. Be sure to visit my 2005 Cream Reunion site located at . Enjoy the gig in April. I got Clapton/Winwood tix for June 12th in Philly.

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