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Song Parodies -> "Plunge to Doom"

Original Song Title:

"White Room"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cream

Parody Song Title:

"Plunge to Doom"

Parody Written by:

X Marks the Future

The Lyrics

Art Designer - ''Imagine to yourselves , in a national park , a man is shoved by his friends , off a cliff , and the guy literally dies...'' ( laughs maniacally ) ( Co-Worker pulls out a pistol and shoots him in the head ) Co-Worker with the pistol - ''Sorry you guys , but that sick Mother Fuc#$@ was disturbing us.'' ( The other Co-Workers look at each other , then nod and agree )
'Plunge to your doom' ,
said some friends ,
near the ocean.

Outdoor country ,
no soft pavements ,
jagged hangings.

Still they forced him ,
heard his faint screams ,
realized he's fine.

( At this point the guy is hanging onto a root sticking out of the
ground. The three friends walk over to the edge with an
evil idea in mind. )


His friends smiled ,
left him hanging ,
on the cliff side.

He'll wait in that place
where all victims
have died.

Wait in that place
where the children
fend for themselves.

They said ''No strings ,
can secure you!''
Devestation

Platform toppled ,
restless laughter ,
goodbye Andrew.

He fell down in ,
such a bad way ,
down the canyon.

As they looked out ,
saw his head bleed ,
liquids gushing.

They wait see
the view when the
brains go splat!

Lying corpse there
the three friends
run from the smell.

Then a party
was provided
for their dead friend.

Consolation ,
for the old friend ,
now forgotten.

Tourist strangers
found the bundle
of the dead guy.

He's just festing ,
goodbye Andrew ,
mangled darling.

He'll decay in
this place
with no one around.

Die in the park ,
where the buzzards ,
eat for themselves.

( Two tourists observe the man having his flesh
eaten by buzzards. )

Man # 1 - ''Hey , look at that , those turkeys are
eating that dude.''
Man # 2 - ''Yo , those arn't turkeys bro ,
those are buzzards.''
Man # 1 - ''Really? How do you know?''
Man # 2 - ''I'm the lead singer of X Marks the Future
I know what's going on.''

( Man # 2 walks away , while Man # 1 still stands there
watching the buzzards rip Andrew apart. )
The Morale of the Story kids , never stand about a 1ft. 8 inches from the edge of a cliff , or else , your stoned friends will push you off , and
everyone else will live a happier life.

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M-Monkey - October 31, 2005 - Report this comment
That was funny , and what a great song to parody!

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