Song Parodies -> My Golfing Fantasy(Ten Under Par)
| Original Song Title: | "Badge" |
| Original Performer: | Cream |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Golfing Fantasy(Ten Under Par)" |
| Parody Written by: | Paul Robinson |
No, I have never had a round of golf like this one - nor do I ever expect that I will...Looks like the first time this fine "Cream" song has been used in a parody on this site...
Thinkin' 'bout that round I played under par
Never have I hit my driver so far
And my chipping was so great; was as good as I'm able
Not one shot I hit that day found the rough
My game was really on; no swings did I muff
My long irons reached the green; birdie putts they enabled
(Instrumental break)
Well, the times I missed the green; chipped "up" and "down"
I just knew that I would have a great round
When that eagle chip on "6" the cup it found
A roar erupted from the crowd
Was a shot that truly did astound
(Instrumental break & crowd noises of approval)
(Ooh, ooh...Get up, get up, get up...Yeah, yeah, yeah...)
(Yeah, yeah...)
With each passing shot my confidence grew
I just could not believe my score; "62"
I never hooked or sliced; every shot was a straight one
Never have I hit my driver so far
And my chipping was so great; was as good as I'm able
Not one shot I hit that day found the rough
My game was really on; no swings did I muff
My long irons reached the green; birdie putts they enabled
(Instrumental break)
Well, the times I missed the green; chipped "up" and "down"
I just knew that I would have a great round
When that eagle chip on "6" the cup it found
A roar erupted from the crowd
Was a shot that truly did astound
(Instrumental break & crowd noises of approval)
(Ooh, ooh...Get up, get up, get up...Yeah, yeah, yeah...)
(Yeah, yeah...)
With each passing shot my confidence grew
I just could not believe my score; "62"
I never hooked or sliced; every shot was a straight one
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HA! You could show Vijay Singh a thing or two!
only in my dreams...thanks, JD...on the other hand, what does Vijay Singh know about parody writing? "HA", indeed ~
Nice one Paul. I am pretty sure Alvin did it already as "Madge." We were working on a Cain and Abel one, but have shelved it for the time being. Too short a song to get everything in! :-) Incidentally, the OS has some really great music, but the some of the goofiest lyrics I have ever encountered! ;-D
Thanks, Mer. Yeah, it doesn't give you too much room to expand on a theme. Fortunately, golf doesn't have too many general types of shots to describe...I really had trouble with one I was trying to do to Bachman-Turner Overdrive's "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"...it's almost ALL repetitive of that title with very little in between...too bad because I had some cute stuff worked out with someone's cat about to be taken to the vet...even the short "tale" I was telling was too long for that songs text...
Hey Paul! You inspired me to finish Cain! It's coming out tomorrow. :-)
you scored a hole-in-one with this one...nice wordplay
Hey.. another golf parody...good one..At first I thought it was going to be political, about the Persian golf..
Mer - glad to be of assistance, I haven't been on the site too much since the weekend, I'll have to take a gander at yours...alvin, thanks! AFW - Persian "golf"...lol...thanks!
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