-> "Gas Station Bathroom"
Original Song Title:
"White Room"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gas Station Bathroom"
The Lyrics
In the restroom when I stopped at a gas station
Filthy toilets, no sh*t paper, used my crossword
Whole place smelled bad, saw smeared feces, on the sink top
The clerk smiled, then spoke gibberish at my complaint
I'll crap in this place 'cause I don't have much choice
I'll hold my nose and pretend that I'm somewhere else
Saw some strange guy with a nose ring at that station
Was approached by homeless vagrant, "Wash your windows?"
I said "No thanks, I'm just here to use the bathroom"
"You'll be sorry" said the vagrant; then he farted
I gasped and went "phew" as that fart wafted by
Tried not to puke as that vagrant crapped on himself
(Instrumental break)
This gas station for some reason draws a weird crowd
Its location is near downtown and it's rotten
Teen-age hoodlums, stoned-out bikers hang around there
They stared at me through my windows; now I'm frightened
I'm leaving this place just as soon as I can
I won't be back, freaks can have this place for themselves
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