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Song Parodies -> "On The Cross, Oh"

Original Song Title:

"Crossroads"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cream

Parody Song Title:

"On The Cross, Oh"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

A Biblical number here. Audio link: http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=UIDSUB040402280004073175&sql=Auh9ds32ua3dg lyrics link: http://leoslyrics.com/artists/1420/
Going up on the Cross, oh, 'cause of my beliefs
Going up on the Cross, oh, pray for my release
Oh people, don't forsake me; won't you hear my pleas?

Now I'm up on the Cross now; mouth it sure get's dry
Nailed up on that Cross now; Roman, give me wine
Apostles didn't know me; I heard them all deny

I came from Nazareth; gonna rise up when I die
I'll rise like Lazarus; yes, I'll rise up when I die
Gonna go on up to heaven; forsake this mortal life

Kingdom, My Kingdom; goin' there to hang around
Kingdom, The Kingdom; righteous will be Kingdom bound
After hanging on the Cross, oh, I may not come back down

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Adagio - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Paul!
alvin rhodes - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
5...5...5.....you just know i'm a sucker for a good religious jab....someone has been listening to a lot of cream lately, eh ?
Paul Robinsn - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio & Alvin. Thanks! Alvin, actually only the sound bites - I went to order a "Best of" for Cream the other day but my order didn't get through. Will try it again tonight.
MrMacphisto - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Paul... I didn't notice this one until just now...
Paul Robinson - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Macphisto - Thanks!.

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