thinkin' 'bout palmolive poured from a jar
thinkin' 'bout the ads that had made you a star
and i'm thinkin' 'bout your work at the manicure table

i know it was on broadway, you made your mark
the ads that you were on, you just did for a lark
but i know the cash they made, kept your bank account stable

yes, you took me by the hand and calmed me down
on the road to better skin, i'm bound
you said i'd have the softest hands around
palmolive was so well reknowned
yes, palmolive was so safe and sound

talkin' 'bout my nails...they look just like new
you always took your time...the best you could do
i'm soakin' in that stuff, everytime that i'm able