What do you do when you get lonely?
You notice that nobody's here?
You sit in your chair
Wearing just your underwear
And drink yourself a keg of beer!

Homer! Homer Simpson is his name!
Homer! Beer Drinker's Hall of Fame!
Homer! Springfield ain't the same if he's not here!

They tried to give him liposuction
But still, his gut is big and round
But I recall, it takes a cannonball
Fired at close range to knock him down

Homer! Homer Simpson is his name!
Homer! Beer Drinker's Hall of Fame!
Homer! Springfield ain't the same if he's not here!

He makes the best of his situation
Maggie, Bart and Lisa are always there
Marge too...his wife, who's hair is blue
And you wonder why people stare?

Homer! Homer Simpson is his name!
Homer! Beer Drinker's Hall of Fame!
Homer! Springfield ain't the same if he's not here!

Homer! (Homer!) One place he likes to go
Homer! Is to the bar with Moe
Homer! Hear him saying 'D'oh!' there all the time!!