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Song Parodies -> "Pillow Fights"

Original Song Title:

"Miss You Nights"

Original Performer:

Cliff Richard

Parody Song Title:

"Pillow Fights"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I've had many foes, fierce advancing
Guys with panty lines tight-stretched o'er booty fat
And children cheered my dancing
My jumper, pumps, and fancy hat

Oh, these pillow fights
Are the hardest

Fling 'em, sling 'em, slap 'em silly
Downward thrusting is the key to win first place
And the pillows that attacked me
Just as surely whacked your face

Yeah these pillow fights
Are the hardest

How'd I miss you with my patented swing
In a feather-dusted arc
Roars the goosedown comfy thing
Puppy ring-dogs they are hopping around, you know their bark

Thinking of Mel Boeing
1940 champ, with such a huge behind
And the "Pillow King", Fred Bumpass
Who lost his pillow and his mind

Yes, these pillow fights
Are the hardest

A win hard-fought, yet swift forgotten
Then empty pillow filling day
Play down the fame, a game so oft-rotten
It never ends, this fluffy fray

Yeah these pillow fights
Are the hardest

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Rob Arndt - September 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Pilow fights are only fun when filled with soda cans or bricks!!!
Porfle Popnecker - September 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Well, that was back in the bad old days of the sport. Nowadays the IPFF (International Pillow Fighting Federation) doesn't allow it.
Matthias - October 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Hilarious topic that I wouldn't have thought of. Not sure why you need pumps and a fancy hat to have a pillow fight I usually do it in slippers and PJs but to each his own.
Porfle Popnecker - October 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, but I like to dress up for the televised bouts.
Agrimorfee - October 20, 2011 - Report this comment
It seemed to me the narrator was describing theirself as a fashionable DDR champion or something. Highly original and funny idea, I wish the song was longer so you could have expanded on that.
Porfle Popnecker - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! I had to google DDR, it sounds interesting!
Rex - October 23, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The problem with pumps and a hat is that they can put a "drag" on your swing. Funny idea, for some reason it made me picture "The Karate Kid" as a pillow-fighting story.
Porfle Popnecker - October 23, 2011 - Report this comment
That'll work!
Blaydeman - October 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I thought it was cool how you used this sleepy sounding OS and related it to a pillow fight. I imagined it in slow motion for some reason, which made it so much funnier IMO. Great job!
Porfle Popnecker - October 28, 2011 - Report this comment
bobpiecheese - October 30, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A coupla weird lines here and there, but otherwise a very good parody about a topic I'm surprised hasn't been used more in parodies. 555 hundred feathers!
Porfle Popnecker - October 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Much obliged!
Below Average Dave - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Okay--I'm sorry--but what on Earth? Is this like a pillow fight league or something? I mean pumps, hats, fancy clothing--I think I missed something. As for "Guys with panty lines tight-stretched o'er booty fat" I'm not sure how this character came across guys with tight panties over fat booties but then again I've seen a drag queen who fits the description there so I can see that I suppose. I don't know buddy, this one was a stretch to me--I had guess it's one of those where I'd need a longer song to allow further development cause a pillow fight by itself can be funny and would have worked but turning it into a sport without any kind of pre or post information kinda threw me off. Also, while it seems to pace okay it read a bit rough to the original because the rhyme scheme was changed a lot-in some cases feminine rhymes became masculine ones which messed with the stressed of the syllables making it hard to follow, though it could probably be turned into a recording it would be difficult. Great idea, perhaps needed a bit more time to shine it though. . .So you know, please never take anything I say to heart, contestants who are familiar with me know I am a very honest participant and aim only to convey areas where I think people could be stronger-its not meant to insult or judge ability, I've seen your good work as well-so I know what you are capable of, and gave a 555 on principle, just pointing out some things to consider for you.
Porfle Popnecker - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks! You obviously put a lot of thought into that comment!

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