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Song Parodies -> "Mongol Holiday"

Original Song Title:

"Summer Holiday"

Original Performer:

Cliff Richard

Parody Song Title:

"Mongol Holiday"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

We are going on a Mongol holiday
Loot and arson for a year or two -
Blood and slaughter on a Mongol holiday
we gonna carry off a slave or two -
- one each for me and for you

We're gonna ride where sun sets westwards
we're gonna go where blood runs all red -
we heard 'bout it at the campfire
we'll leave a wake of dead -

We are going on a Mongol holiday
Loot and arson for a year or two -
Blood and slaughter on a Mongol holiday
we gonna carry off a slave or two -
- one each for me and for you

We're gonna conquer all your countries -
China, Russia, Poland too
You know we are quite a nuisance
we're gonna carry off some loot -

We are going on a Mongol holiday
Loot and arson for a year or two -
Blood and slaughter on a Mongol holiday
we gonna carry off a slave or two -
- one each for me and for you

We're gonna rape all your girs and women
We'll rape your boys and livestock too
'cause after a month on horseback
just anything will do -

We are going on a Mongol holiday
Loot and arson for a year or two -
Blood and slaughter on a Mongol holiday
we gonna carry off a slave or two -
- one each for me and for you

We're gonna ride across the steppe-ys
we're gonna cross all rivers too
you'd better hide in your castle
and pray for a monsoon -

We are going on a Mongol holiday
Loot and arson for a year or two -
Blood and slaughter on a Mongol holiday
we gonna carry off a slave or two -
- one each for me and for you!

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Tommy Turtle - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
What happens in Mongolia stays in Mongolia. 555
(If you're not familiar with the US reference, the slogan of the Las Vegas resorts is "What happens in Vegas... etc."
Dylan Baranski - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Reminds me of my parody "Mongolian Idiot".
Peregrin - May 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Found this late, enjoyed. It's good to be a Mongol. Apparently :)
UnKnownVotress - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Before you set out . . . Better get some cash at WaMuu, and don't forget the groceries at HoFoo(WholeFoods).

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