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Song Parodies -> "Leprosy"

Original Song Title:

"Memphis Tennessee"

Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Malcolm Mhiggins

The Lyrics

please give me information, how did I get leprosy?
help me find the doctor who can help me medically
my nose is now a crater, and my fingers are all gone
am I qualified for medicaid before my ass is gone?

get me medication, before both my arms they fall
they're just like little bowling pins, shurt stubby round, not tall
I played a little hockey wheh I was just a little kid
but now a little face off thing means much more than it did

last time I saw my finger, it was left inside my nose
the only reason I have feet, is cause they're in these panty hose
my favourite food was once a sheep and maybe a pot roast
but now there's people eating me, my pieces are on toast

get me medication, now is not the time to ask
can I still drink beer or not, through straws within my mask
this was written quickly, and I studied this disease
for seconds only, am I wrong 'bout leprosy?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   2

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Peregrin - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Here's 3 5's. What did the leper say to the hooker? "Keep the tip".
UnKnownVotress - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Malcolm . . . . well . . . not good, Sir! Please, have mercy on your readers, Lord o' the HiGUNs!

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