Song Parodies -> It's Andria's Fault
| Original Song Title: | "Sweet Little Sixteen" |
| Original Performer: | Chuck Berry |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's Andria's Fault" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Sometime back, Andria, who comments, votes, and writes her own parodies here, asked me to write one about her...and I did....So, this one's for you, Andria...
The ironworkers keep fallin'
Right out a' the sky
Don't blame their occupation
Or bein' up so high..
And it isn't gridlock
That's makin' traffic halt..
She's been doin' some joggin'
It's Andria's Fault..
It's Andria's Fault
That earthquake you feel
Her beauty double takes you
And makes you reel..
Five seven on the Richter..
Followed by aftershocks
A visual explosion,
Shakes you out a' your socks..
Long flaming red hair,
Curves everyplace
Pet Collie by her side
She jogs and heartbeats race
Her smile dims sunshine
As sweet as malt..
Just felt the world pause
It's Andria's Fault...
Better check your pulse rate, Guys
And catch your breath, if you can
One glance at her hot short shorts
Could be a fatal scan..
About global warming,
Al Gore don't know his salt..
All those holes in the Ozone
They're Andria's Fault
It's Andria's Fault
She's catastrophic news
Her neon lipstick
Brings out the repair crews
She's a good dream disaster
Not in a nightmare vault..
If your heart beats faster,
It's all Andria's Fault
Those ironworkers keep fallin'
Right out a' the sky
Stock in the Dow and Nasdaq
Are breakin' records high
Out in California,
Even defrosted Walt..
She's been doin' some joggin'
It's Andria's Fault
Just been doin' some joggin'
It's Andria's Fault
Right out a' the sky
Don't blame their occupation
Or bein' up so high..
And it isn't gridlock
That's makin' traffic halt..
She's been doin' some joggin'
It's Andria's Fault..
It's Andria's Fault
That earthquake you feel
Her beauty double takes you
And makes you reel..
Five seven on the Richter..
Followed by aftershocks
A visual explosion,
Shakes you out a' your socks..
Long flaming red hair,
Curves everyplace
Pet Collie by her side
She jogs and heartbeats race
Her smile dims sunshine
As sweet as malt..
Just felt the world pause
It's Andria's Fault...
Better check your pulse rate, Guys
And catch your breath, if you can
One glance at her hot short shorts
Could be a fatal scan..
About global warming,
Al Gore don't know his salt..
All those holes in the Ozone
They're Andria's Fault
It's Andria's Fault
She's catastrophic news
Her neon lipstick
Brings out the repair crews
She's a good dream disaster
Not in a nightmare vault..
If your heart beats faster,
It's all Andria's Fault
Those ironworkers keep fallin'
Right out a' the sky
Stock in the Dow and Nasdaq
Are breakin' records high
Out in California,
Even defrosted Walt..
She's been doin' some joggin'
It's Andria's Fault
Just been doin' some joggin'
It's Andria's Fault
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AFW, this is hilarious. 555
clever title....it rocks
I can find no fault at all with this.
Thanks, Andria...glad you like it.....and thanks, alvin, and John...
Photo, please?... especially of the Santa Andrias cra... oh, never mind. Very-well-crafted tribute. 555 on the Richter scale.
Great job... 5-5-5
My neighbors say that the sudden decline of real-estate values in my neighborhood is my fault thanks to my weed-filled flowerbeds, dead lawn and rusted chainlink fence. Other than that, nothing is my fault.
Thanks,TT...MrMac, and Andria, what state do you live in, by the way?
Nice one, AFW.... clever concept (as per your usual!)
Thanks to TJC
AFW, I live in South Dakota. I will not tell you exactly where, however.
This ain't bad, but I can think of a few OSs that are worse: San Diego Superchargers (rap and original), The Name Game, Shannon by Henry Gross, I Write The Songs by Barry Manilow and Big Balls by AC DC. 444
Andria: South Dakota...good state, I'm originally from Nebraska..If I'd known you were from SD...I could have used a Mt. Rushmore line in the song..................thanks, for comment, Darrell
AFW, one final comment: The holes in the ozone layer may have something to do with my 1979 Chevrolet Impala station wagon and my 1974 Mazda Rotary Engine pickup, so they are indirectly related to me. I seem to have the same connection to you that Michael Pacholek has to Arwen. 555
You have a rare 74 Mazda rotary,(Wow!) it probably has great collector value...true, we are sort of an AIR item...
Airfarcewon, they never froze Walt Disney! You have your information wrong! No vote for you!
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