Song Parodies -> Long Haired Manson Clan
| Original Song Title: | "Brown Eyed Handsome Man" |
| Original Performer: | Chuck Berry |
| Parody Song Title: | "Long Haired Manson Clan" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
arrested on the charges of first class murder
they were gigglin' on the witness stand
vincent bugliosi was the district attorney
and he beat that manson clan
he did his job, and soundly beat that manson clan
livin' in the valley, north of ol' L.A.
with the men and women of his band
they'd been stalkin' left and right and were yearnin' to slay
so sick, this long haired manson clan
just recreation, for this long haired manson clan
charlie had a history of causin' fear
and usin' people for his plans
he requires a little 'helter skelter', here
from his long haired self-named clan
a lotta trouble was this long haired manson clan
beautiful actress didn't get out alive
she was murdered by a brutal hand
her guests there at the party shared the same sad fate
from the long haired manson clan
the scene was bloody from that long haired manson clan
quickly they dispersed because they had to haul ass
back to charlie's in their creaky sedan
the very next night, they made another dispatch
that ol' long haired manson clan
the labiancas met the long haired manson clan
the ranch was not left standin' and the gang is gone
the evidence erased from the land
and off, gettin' old, in a federal home
you'll find that long haired manson clan
behind those bars, there lives that long haired manson clan
they were gigglin' on the witness stand
vincent bugliosi was the district attorney
and he beat that manson clan
he did his job, and soundly beat that manson clan
livin' in the valley, north of ol' L.A.
with the men and women of his band
they'd been stalkin' left and right and were yearnin' to slay
so sick, this long haired manson clan
just recreation, for this long haired manson clan
charlie had a history of causin' fear
and usin' people for his plans
he requires a little 'helter skelter', here
from his long haired self-named clan
a lotta trouble was this long haired manson clan
beautiful actress didn't get out alive
she was murdered by a brutal hand
her guests there at the party shared the same sad fate
from the long haired manson clan
the scene was bloody from that long haired manson clan
quickly they dispersed because they had to haul ass
back to charlie's in their creaky sedan
the very next night, they made another dispatch
that ol' long haired manson clan
the labiancas met the long haired manson clan
the ranch was not left standin' and the gang is gone
the evidence erased from the land
and off, gettin' old, in a federal home
you'll find that long haired manson clan
behind those bars, there lives that long haired manson clan
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As gruesome as the original story... 555... could rhyme "Tate" with "fate" in Line 16.
Superb story telling of a terrible event...uppermost fives
3 fives for your well-told tale of a group of sick people.
DKTOS, but it looks like a killer.
thanks tommy AFW rick and peter
I read Helter Skelter years ago. Bugliosi did a fine job explaining the midset of a bunch of acid freaks. Fine job here, alvin.555
well-informed re-writing of the bizarrely dark counter-point to the lovin' late sixties, alvin - 555
thanks dee and stuart
Very hairy, 555's
thanks larry
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