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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Pee Good"

Original Song Title:

"Johnny B Goode"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Johnny Pee Good"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

We love our little Johnny, he's just two years old
He gets in a lotta' mischief, kinda' naughty bold
Keeps teasin' his sister when she's bein' good
A normal active boy, so that's understood
Addicted huggie junkie, can't afford all these
We bought a new potty chair, gonna' train till he pees
(We're singin')

Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, Johnny go go go
Go, Johnny go go go
Go, Johnny go go go
Johnny Pee Good..

Want no more waddle 'round the house in a saggy sack
We bought him toddler briefs off the Walmart rack
He's excited with his underwear, now, bless his heart
Hopin' he'll cooperate..and do his part
With a cheer, we yell, "C'mon give us squirts!"
Want the thrill of vict'ry... wide world of spurts..
(We're Singin')

Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Johnny Pee Good..

Sounds like a little trickle, so we turn around
And start right in applaudin' 'cause we know that sound
Johnny's got the biggest smile on his face
We pick him up and squeeze him in a tight embrace
Never spoke before, could only yell and squawk
So proud of his pee pee, he's just gotta' talk,
(He's sayin')

Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Go, go, Johnny go go go
Johnny Pee Good..





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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.4

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alvin rhodes - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day....i laughed so hard, i.....well, let's just say i laughed
Rick C - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job on a classic rocker, AFW. Where the heck are all the voters today? 555
Paree Dee - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
"Wide world of spurts" was perfect ! Keep 'em coming !
AFW - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick C. ...yeah, things are kinda quiet around AIR these days...maybe everyone has spring fever....and thanks,Paree Dee....very imaginitive and inventive name, there...
Tommy Turtle - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Spring break, perhaps, plus a no-"Weekend Update" Monday with 70 songs... Was LOL way before "thrill of vict'ry... wide world of spurts", -- way to shape it, AFW. 555
BTW, yer turn in the Turtle Barrel is under construction... forewarned is forearm in the ribs...
Red Ant - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
"Addicted huggie junkie" and "wide world of spurts" were great gets AFW. 5s.
Larry Hensley - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one
AFW - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy, Red Ant, and Larry

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