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Song Parodies -> "Those Darn Telemarketers Call Me"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me"

Original Performer:

Chris Montez

Parody Song Title:

"Those Darn Telemarketers Call Me"

Parody Written by:

Jamie L.

The Lyrics

When I'm busy cooking dinner
And the phone rings, it makes me tense
Then my patience grows much thinner
Cuz you're selling me long distance

Call me
You darn telemarketers call me
I'm cooking my steak but you call me
You always know when I'm around

Saying "no" just simply won't do
So I tune out altogether
I hang up although you're not through
Now my steak, it tastes like leather

Call me
You darn telemarketers call me
Give me a break and don't call me
Or wait until I'm not around

You're out to get me
You've never met me
Wish I had your number too
I'd call all morning
And through the evening
I can be annoying too

When you call I'll let the phone ring
You'll give up, that's what I'm wishin'
I'll be taken off your phone list
Once you're making no commission

Call me
You won't waste your time, you won't call me
New victims you'll find, you won't call me
You'll find someone else who's around

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