-> "Schuss, Bang!"
Original Song Title:
"Bang, Bang"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Schuss, Bang!"
The Lyrics
Schuss, bang! You couldn't ski
Schuss, bang! You hit that tree
Schuss, bang! You're history
Schuss, bang! A tree cut Sonny down
You were always out for kicks
You flew downhill on two thin sticks
Wore no condoms with strange chicks
Tried your hand at politics
Schuss, bang! You left no will
Schuss, bang! Just lots of bills
Schuss, bang! You took a spill
Schuss, bang! A tree cut Sonny down
If I could just turn back time
Hills of snow, you'd never climb
We'd both still be in our prime
You wouldn't sing, you'd pantomime
Schuss, bang! Don't got you, Babe
Schuss, bang! Too close a shave
Schuss, bang! An early grave
Schuss, bang! A tree cut Sonny down
(Faster Tempo)
Dogs would howl when you would sing.HEY!
Pitch was an elusive thingHEY!
There was plenty in that pineHEY!
Took away that sap of mineHEY!
(Tempo Slows)
Seems the world forgot you too
Now "Bono" is somebody new
He's a singer, just like you
Except his voice is strong and true
Schuss, bang! You couldn't ski
Schuss, bang! You hit that tree
Schuss, bang! You're history
Schuss, bang! A tree cut Sonny down
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