For all the times you stood by me
When my coke dealer had to flee
For all the blood you brought to my nose
For all the times we ditched our shows

For all the dreams we drowned in pot
And all the legal help we sought
I'll be forever greatful, Bobby
You're the one who showed me speed
I swear it helped me live
Heroin was simply our PAROGATIVE =)

CHORUS

You were my drug-addicted friend
You were my abusive husband
You slammed my fingers in a door
And then you said I was a whore
Beat me within an inch of death
When you were buzzed on crystal meth
I'm everything I am because you drugged me.

You beat me with a wooden plank
When I took money from the bank
You threw our daughter into the pool
Oh, Bob, you broke the golden rule

Acid nightly became a must
When New Edition was a bust
Ungrateful for the scars you gave me
Bobby, I don't know that much
But I know this much is true
I will spend my whole adult life... black and blue

*chorus* ... because you thugged me

You were such a scary fool
Every time you lost your cool
My face in the trunk... bound up and gagged all through the night
I felt such liberation... when I left you for a while
Now you're sitting in a chair.... on trial!

*chorus* ... because you mugged me

*chorus* ... because you drugged, thugged, mugged me