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Song Parodies -> "Easy To Get Lard"

Original Song Title:

"Easy to Be Hard"

Original Performer:

Cast of 'Hair'

Parody Song Title:

"Easy To Get Lard"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Found this in the files. Might as well put it on.
How can people eat McDonalds?
How can people down that gruel?
Easy to get lard
Easy to get fat

How can people dine at Wendys?
How can they ingest that crap?
Easy to get large
Hard to just say no

Especially people who coddle their children
Who care about cellphones and DSL service
Do they really care about eating well?
How about a carrot stick? Or are you thick?

How can people eat Doritos?
They know they're big as Shamoo
Easy to be huge
Hard to just say no

Come on
Easy to dive in
Hard to just say no

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Another five-course meal.

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