When you're down in Bedrock
And you need a big galoot
And driving, yes, driving requires feet
Mammoth tie and leopard fur
Yes, soon he will be there
To order one giant slab of meat

You just call out his name
And he'll show, with Rubble again
Back from bowling
A big fat caveman
Yabba-dab-dabba and doo
Bringing Pebbles back to you
Yes, he'll be there
You've got a Fred

If this guy above you
Should conk out and start to snore
Give a push, to roll him off that rock bed
He just ain't a feather, oh, for cryin' out loud
Buffoon, it might seem little bit like he's dead

You just call out his name
And he'll show, with stubble again
Back from bowling
A big fat caveman
Yabba-dab-dabba and doo
Bringing Pebbles back to you
Yes, he'll be there
You've got a Fred

Ain't it sad to know that you've got a Fred?
Barney can be so cold
A dickhead, with a thickhead
Wish we ain't met them

You just call out his name
And he'll show, in trouble again
Back from scheming
A big fat caveman
Yabba-dab-dabba and doo
Bringing Pebbles back to you
Yes, he'll be there
You've got a Fred