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Song Parodies -> "Stern, Stern, Stern"
Original Song Title:
"Turn, Turn, Turn"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Byrds
Parody Song Title:
"Stern, Stern, Stern"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
The ONLY reason I'm putting this on is because Johnnie and a few others wrote about Howard, and wound up on some link for songs about him. Maybe it will drag a few of his fans our way.
On every day Stern Stern Stern
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes his age stopped
At eleven
If you like nude girls, Howie's the guy
A time to plug, the folks on his staff
A time for farts, a time for dwarfs
A time for sleaze, maybe a laugh
On every day Stern Stern Stern
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes his amp turned
To eleven
He says he's the king, of all media
From six till ten, if you tune in
A time pass away time
When you are in traffic together
On every day Stern Stern Stern
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes his brain stopped
At eleven
A time for raunch, a time for porn
A time for rude, for controversy
A time freedom of speech
A time to pay the FCC fines
On every day Stern Stern Stern
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes this show off
By eleven
A time for songs, his parodies
Don't send him some, he'll never play
Have to be all, just about him
Cause he's the King of all that he surveys
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes his age stopped
At eleven
If you like nude girls, Howie's the guy
A time to plug, the folks on his staff
A time for farts, a time for dwarfs
A time for sleaze, maybe a laugh
On every day Stern Stern Stern
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes his amp turned
To eleven
He says he's the king, of all media
From six till ten, if you tune in
A time pass away time
When you are in traffic together
On every day Stern Stern Stern
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes his brain stopped
At eleven
A time for raunch, a time for porn
A time for rude, for controversy
A time freedom of speech
A time to pay the FCC fines
On every day Stern Stern Stern
There is a reason Stern Stern Stern
For each who likes this show off
By eleven
A time for songs, his parodies
Don't send him some, he'll never play
Have to be all, just about him
Cause he's the King of all that he surveys
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Rick D - I was looking real hard for any type of error so I could get "Stern" with you, but "dern" it.. "terns" out it looks perfect. 5-5-5. OH>wait, did you post this TWICE last night or did the site do that? I see it twice on the entries page???
A triple five
Earned, earned, earned
By Richard Duncan
Earned, earned, earned
For this song and if I could I'd, give it sevens
Earned, earned, earned
By Richard Duncan
Earned, earned, earned
For this song and if I could I'd, give it sevens
Ingenious!! Submit twice, only one has gotten a visit from the 'one'-ster, and now you can just have that one taken away. Simply ingenious. Oh, and let me echo myself in case you decide to proceed with that plan: If me were English professor, maybe not perfectest score. But I'm not, so 5's. Good work Rick.
I don't know how this happened. I thought I hit submit once.
Well, it was good both times! ;-D
ya nailed this one...nice job
Howard Stern is a low life kid who never grew up, but if he can turn the tide of Bush, more power to him.
I have never listened to Howard Stern on the radio. Thank you for reminding me why. Very good parody with a clever use of "eleven."
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