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Song Parodies -> "Contac"

Original Song Title:

"Normal American Boy (Excerpt)"

Original Performer:

Bye Bye Birdie cast

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I know this is a bit of a cheat. The original song is long and full of "dialogue". But all I had in my head and ideas for was this part. I have a cold, so that's my excuse and inspiration.
We love you Contac
Oh yes we do
When we have nasty colds
You help us through
You hear our battle cry
Oh Contac we love you

We love you Nyquil
Yes, there's no doubt
When we can't sleep at night
You knock us out
You're like a shot of Jack
With clout
Oh Nyquil, there's no doubt

We love you A-advil
When we're in pain
Weather it's PMS
Or muscle strain
Ouch, I threw out my back
Oh A-advil, we love you

We're around.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Diva - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I remember this song! Good parody!

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