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Song Parodies -> "3-Speed Personal Vibrator"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Bryan Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"3-Speed Personal Vibrator"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Here's my take on this overdone song. Thank Mer and Pip for the inspiration.
She was surprised what her mother just gave her
Since she’s old and as blind as a bat
She was expecting a brush or a shaver
But when she opened the box there it sat

1-2-3-Not! Tell your girlfriends what you got

It was an AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
For “the gal that is single or gay”
An AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
So in the bedroom she wandered that day

4-1-2-3, What’s that sound? Is it a bee?

She was afraid to come out of the closet
She never married and mother was mad
There was no children with her in the closet
So she named birthday present “Old Dad”

1-2-3-whiiiine-Sure been in there a long time

It was an AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
For “the gal that is single or gay”
An AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
So in the bedroom continued to play

So now she fin’lly came out from her session
And I think she abused poor “Old Dad”
And the grandma still learned a new lesson
Nothing looks like it does in the ad

It was an AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
For “the gal that is single or gay”
An AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
So to return it she did the next day

And so the daughter got nowhere that day
Took the present, tried to crank it
Couldn’t crank it any more
To the store from the daughter
Friday evening, what a bore!


anyone interested in my original songs can look here: wheresmypizza.com click :music RAD I and II

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TJC - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny take on this ditty, Rick...it left me, like, all... tingly and stuff!
Ann Hammond - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Claude Prez - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny
alvin - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
vibrating with funny lines
Meriadoc - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for the shout out Rick. Very funny piece!
Rick D - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
So was yours, Merry. That's what got me going.
Peregrin - May 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you also Rick. Enjoyed this one :)
Phil Alexander - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Had a real buzz to it (I just typed "to tit".. must have been a freudian typo)
PMS - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Had to take a cold shower after this read
stuart mcarthur - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
very funny Rick - I just loved the main line, and the "Nothing looks like it does in the ad"- 555
Leigh O'Shea - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
ROLFLMAO! Reminds me of Maxine's Silver Helper, but I know this OS, so it's even better. Hilarious.
Bob Konigsberg - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Cute Rick - You can tell how often I "come" by here just by the date.

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