She was surprised what her mother just gave her
Since she’s old and as blind as a bat
She was expecting a brush or a shaver
But when she opened the box there it sat

1-2-3-Not! Tell your girlfriends what you got

It was an AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
For “the gal that is single or gay”
An AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
So in the bedroom she wandered that day

4-1-2-3, What’s that sound? Is it a bee?

She was afraid to come out of the closet
She never married and mother was mad
There was no children with her in the closet
So she named birthday present “Old Dad”

1-2-3-whiiiine-Sure been in there a long time

It was an AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
For “the gal that is single or gay”
An AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
So in the bedroom continued to play

So now she fin’lly came out from her session
And I think she abused poor “Old Dad”
And the grandma still learned a new lesson
Nothing looks like it does in the ad

It was an AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
For “the gal that is single or gay”
An AC/DC “Now or Later” 3-speed personal vibrator
So to return it she did the next day

And so the daughter got nowhere that day
Took the present, tried to crank it
Couldn’t crank it any more
To the store from the daughter
Friday evening, what a bore!