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Song Parodies -> "A Dump I Am A-Taking"

Original Song Title:

"The Times They Are A-Changing"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"A Dump I Am A-Taking"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Please go away people
When I’m in this stall
Tryin’ to s**t in this water
And I need my all
So just please leave the room
And don’t knock on the wall
For when I’m in here I ain’t shavin’
So you better start runnin’
While I answer the call
For a dump I am-a taking

Come wipers and cleaners
Who sanitize with a towel
Just keep the door wide
While I’m emptyin’ bowel
And don’t breathe too soon
While there’s paper on the dowel
And don’t you yell “Phew!” or go blamin’
For it’s looser now
And it’s even more foul
For a dump I am-a taking

Come, janitors, businessmen
Courtesy flush
Lined up at the doorway
You don’t need to push
I couple more spurts
From right out of my tush
And I’ll be right outside, it’s me they’re pagin’
Then I’ll open the windows
In the air will rush
For a dump I am-a taking

Come fathers and children
Needin’ the throne
Aren’t you sorry now
That you aren’t in your home?
A paper-thin gasket
Won’t protect from this foam
Or the war this old ass was wagin’
Please start in on a new roll
The old’s down to the bone
For a dump I was-a taking

The line it is long
The curses are loud
The plumbing now
It thoroughly plowed
Out of order now
I say to the crowd
The other is just for the maidens
And this story ends
With my right eye “pow”ed
For a dump I was-a taking

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Tommy Turtle - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
You did your duty in dumping on Dylan's pretentiOuS s**t. I log Fives for you.
2Eagle - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Rick? I thought Poomaster was back.
Phil Alexander - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
This autobiographical, right?

stuart mcarthur - August 14, 2007 - Report this comment
sometimes I wish your writing wasn't quite so evocative Rick - "paper on the dowel" was a touch of brilliance - 555
Peregrin - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Have a load of fives, Rick :) Push hard!
KT - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
The title made me lol. Good job!
59Eagle - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm bored with this stuff, but I'm sure it's well paced. 5/3/3.

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