Song Parodies -> New Pelvis
| Original Song Title: | "Blue Velvet" |
| Original Performer: | Bobby Vinton |
| Parody Song Title: | "New Pelvis" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Cormier |
Dang, this new pelvis!
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Looks like I'm learning some wild dance
Or, I've got live bugs in my pants
When I walk
It's a new pelvis
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
It takes a short time to adjust
To how the hips jerkily thrust
Said the doc
Last Saturday, in the lunchroom
I walked into a chair
Spilling my soup, (cream of mushroom),
On Mrs. Loud
Boy, she can swear!
My new pelvis
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Each step I take looks rather lewd
Out for a walk, you'll find me glued
To the wall
"Cause I might break my new pelvis
If I fall
Dang, this new pelvis!
Made of the best surgical steel
Metal detectors squawk and squeal
When I pass
It's my new pelvis!
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Searched by the store dicks once again
Darned thing is more than just a pain
In the ass!
I was embarrassed at Uno's
Walking behind some nuns
One stopped short, I was too close
Ended up wedged
Between her buns
My new pelvis
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Each step I take looks rather lewd
Out for a walk, you'll find me glued
To the wall
"Cause I might break my new pelvis
If I fall
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Looks like I'm learning some wild dance
Or, I've got live bugs in my pants
When I walk
It's a new pelvis
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
It takes a short time to adjust
To how the hips jerkily thrust
Said the doc
Last Saturday, in the lunchroom
I walked into a chair
Spilling my soup, (cream of mushroom),
On Mrs. Loud
Boy, she can swear!
My new pelvis
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Each step I take looks rather lewd
Out for a walk, you'll find me glued
To the wall
"Cause I might break my new pelvis
If I fall
Dang, this new pelvis!
Made of the best surgical steel
Metal detectors squawk and squeal
When I pass
It's my new pelvis!
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Searched by the store dicks once again
Darned thing is more than just a pain
In the ass!
I was embarrassed at Uno's
Walking behind some nuns
One stopped short, I was too close
Ended up wedged
Between her buns
My new pelvis
(whoa, whoa, whoa)
Each step I take looks rather lewd
Out for a walk, you'll find me glued
To the wall
"Cause I might break my new pelvis
If I fall
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Hilarious, Rick, and gave me an idea for this song. High 5's
wonderfully twisted concept and execution...5s
too much information in that Uno's verse, Rick - once again a great idea, and you milked it beautifully - 555
Terrific. Loved the nun bit.
Prosthetically perfect. 555
Good one, hilarious title. 5s
Real hip, here...with this one, Rick...unique idea.....five pins.
Thank you very much.
Very funny!
Hilarious, Rick! I got some good visuals of jerkily walking down the sidewalk...lol. 5's
(ABC05) Pretty funny.
(ABC05) Funny and great rhyming. Liked the nun stanza the best.
(ABC05) Already commented and voted. Hilarious again.
Ooh you're a funny guy. Good entry.
(ABC) Now do the PELVIC THRUST, until it drives you in-sa-yay-yay-yay-yay-yane! LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! 555!
(N) already commented, and nice work of exploring all the possiblities, Rick - and no kidding, that cream of mushroom soup can really hurt!
(ABC) Original idea, well executed. Your pelvis has left the building.
(ABC05) How about some new 555s to go with it?
(ABC) See previous comment....still love it!
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