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Song Parodies -> "Black Velvet"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Velvet"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Vinton
Parody Song Title:
"Black Velvet"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
She drank Black Velvet
Like it was going out of style
And, gave me one continual smile
Things looked good..
She drank Black Velvet
She must've shootered twenty six
I sipped my weak martini mix
Saving wood..
Off, we drove to her apartment
Twenty eight miles or so
My move, real bad, from the start went
Guess the long trip, fizzled the glow,
from Black Velvet
She kicked me hard right in the balls,
I ran off screaming down the halls,
From her door..
Never buy a broad, Black Velvet, anymore..
No, never buy a broad, Black Velvet, anymore..
Like it was going out of style
And, gave me one continual smile
Things looked good..
She drank Black Velvet
She must've shootered twenty six
I sipped my weak martini mix
Saving wood..
Off, we drove to her apartment
Twenty eight miles or so
My move, real bad, from the start went
Guess the long trip, fizzled the glow,
from Black Velvet
She kicked me hard right in the balls,
I ran off screaming down the halls,
From her door..
Never buy a broad, Black Velvet, anymore..
No, never buy a broad, Black Velvet, anymore..
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Bottoms up!
that went down smooooooth...5s
What a sad song...and funny too! 5s
Black Velvet made that little boy smile... for a while.
Certainly a stiff dose of reality at the end there...wisdom for the ages, though...words to live by...5's ~ ~ ~
Thanks, to John,Alvin, Rick C., Michael, and Paul
The sweet saga of a date gone bad...wish I'd written it!
Thanks Bob for the compl.
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