She wore Blue Ointment
Blue ointment bluer than my tie
Touched me and got some in my eye
More than once

She wore Blue Ointment
Dabs on her face and on her nose
Salve for her acne, I suppose
What a dunce..

Ours, was a date that I sweated
It was a real train wreck
Prom nite, so much I regretted
When I got home,
There on my neck, was

Blue Ointment,
Last on my list, she'll always be
Now I need pills, and therapy
Nerves are shot..
Cause I still can see Blue Ointment
Where it's not.

Oh, Blue Ointment
Last on my list, she'll always be
Now I take pills, need therapy
Nerves are shot..
And I still can see Blue Ointment
Where it's not.