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See the hive, how big it's grown
Out here beside my privy throne
Above the shed
Each time I sit and bare my thighs
I watch those little buzzy guys
Around my head..
It's marvelous, the way they zoom
Back and forth from hive to bloom
with swoop and whiz
The worker bees all please the queen
Hope my old woman hasn't seen
She'll get ideas..
I always was a Honey buff
Seems I can never get enough
So sweet and fine
I see the oozin Honey comb
Just watchin' makes my taste buds roam
Wish it were mine..
Where there's a will, there is a way
That old expression, here today
To mind, appears
Like the little train, I know I can
So, I begin to hatch a plan
Between my ears..
Oh, Honey, I love you
So, rob you I should
On toast and on crackers,
You'll be oh so good..
Tonight, those yellow fellows snooze
I figure then, I'll take a cruise
To get me some
I dress in net and mesh my face
But, down below I miss a place
And that was dumb..
The myth that bees won't sting at night
I start to think may not be right,
'Cause buzz is there
An ugly swarm gets in my jeans
And I invent new dance routines
For Fred Astaire..
Yes, Honey, I love you
You're smooth and you're sweet
But, by now I'm decidin'
I'd better retreat..
Climbed down the ladder, lightnin' fast
And any test, I could have passed
For fire chief
Then took off runnin' like a fool
And dove into the swimmin' pool
To get relief..
From all the stings on my butt cheeks
I've looked like cauliflower for weeks
Too sore to sit
The old woman taunts, "I told you, so's"
Says my rear end is like J-Lo's
No jeans will fit..
See the hive how big it's grown
I still watch from my privy throne
But never touch
Get all my Honey at the store
Ain't gonna' rob that hive no more
Bees charge too much..
Fresh Honey, I love you
But now, I think twice
I've learned to be humble
Bees give good advice..
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