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Song Parodies -> "You Must Have Been a Doody-ful Baby"

Original Song Title:

"You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"You Must Have Been a Doody-ful Baby"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This is an example of taking the sappy original an making it mean the extreme opposite. It's also what happens when I make myself come up with an idea late at night. I wasn't even thinking of my Ex this time.
You must have been a doody-full baby
I'll bet you filled ten diapers a day
Bet you weren't only farting, when pre-school you were starting
I'll bet you drove the teachers away

And when it came to handing out B. S.
You must have been the best in your class
While the other kids took naps, you were taking several craps
Fertilized the grounds with that ass
You must have been a doody-full baby
Cause now, you're full of it, Lass

You are just so full of it
Don't know how you make it fit
Did your mom give birth to you rectally?
Were you brought up in a sewer?
Were you only fed manure?
Or is your dad really Mr. Hanky?

You must have been a booty-full baby
I'll bet you filled ten Pampers a day
Bet you were really reeking, when marriage you were seeking
I'll bet you drove the husbands away

And when it came to handing out B. S.
You always were the top of the pile
While you had yourself a fit, you were dishing out the......dirt
Cleared the place for almost a mile
You must have been a doody-full baby
Cause now, you're nothing but vile

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 14

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Johnny D - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, you're a composter, er, ah, composer of hilarious and clever parodies, and this is one of the richest, most aromatic kind. 5's indeedy-doodoo!
Guy - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd say you did your ANALysis on this one. Smells like five diapers.
Arwen - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee...good one, Rick...=)
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Bet the kid was heading for skid row...
2Eagle - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
O.K, I took the bait. I must admit I thought it was very funny.
Adagio - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Yep...this was funny. I was smiling when I read it.
Jeff Reuben - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Very very nice =)
alvin rhodes - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny...5s
EmiLoca - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ewwww, Mr. Duncan!!! Fives, but how gross.
Michael Pacholek - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Some Hilarity In This.

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