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Song Parodies -> "Don't Have A Home For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Won't Be Home For Christmas"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Have A Home For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Crazy Wayne

The Lyrics

Well it's that time of year again. Christmas!! And the idea for this song came when I was walking down the streets of Washington D.C and I saw a homeless guy begging for money, and I wondered what they do for Christmas. Well I hope you enjoy it.
Outside I sit freezing
On the street corner
And ask for money no one will give me

My girlfriend left my side
My boss fired me the other day
Livin' on the streets is irritating
It's cold and I can't feel my toes

So I sit on a park bench wishing I had some food
Pigeons fly over my me one just craped on my head
Oh man I wish I had a home

I guess the food from the garbage
Is what I'll have for dinner
That's what you do when you're homeless

It's Christmas time again
It's time to put up a christmas tree and eat some turkey
It's snowing out side and I'm only wearing boxers
Because I lost everything
I want to have a home
I sleep on concrete
This is no way to celebrate Christmas

Well I guess I'm not fit to own a home
The Cops came and arrested me
Cause I didn't pay my bills

Even though my trash can doesn't have a tree
Christmas is still OK
The guy in the can next to me gave me a banana peel (Oh Yeah)

I'm sick of sitting in here
asking for some money that no one will give
I suppose I can move into a dumpster
My present to me
Please help me find a job
So I can get some cash
I think I'll have a home Christmas This year

Don't have a home
Don't have a home for Christmas
Don't have a home
Don't have a home for Christmas (Please remember)
Don't have a home
Don't have a home for Christmas (Please remember)
Don't have a home
Don't have a home for Christmas (Please remember)
Don't have a home
Don't have a home for Christmas (Please remember)
Don't have a home
Don't have a home for Christmas

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