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Song Parodies -> "Birds Gather All Over My Car"

Original Song Title:

"Together, Wherever We Go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"Birds Gather All Over My Car"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics


Whenever I park, in daylight or dark,
All over my car, birds will gather..
They stalk me, I guess,
Results are a mess,
Just like CBS, and Dan Rather..

Wherever I drive, I know...they fly
My wheels are wheels of...appeals..they spy
It's that..car wax,..for which
I must...pay high,
That..they sly
-ly splatter..

Flocked thick more than thin
They're droppin' their sin
And testin' my patience..too far
Each one pops poo..and piddle, too
Leave spots of brown,...white, purple, and blue
They splatter..all over..my car..

This new Ford sedan,
Once used to be tan
It shined like the sky's brightest star
But now, there's blots..of color clash,
It's lookin' like some..rainbow stew hash
Birds splatter..all over..my car..

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Wherever I ride, wherever I roll
Some big bird's A-hole..starts to splatter
Wherever I steer, they're sure to be here,
With booties to clear,...cars don't matter

When l cruise my car, there'll be..seagulls
Big fat feathered fannies of seagulls,
I'm nowhere near...a sea,
But the she-gulls,
And he-gulls...all gather..

Flocked thick more than thin
And droppin' their sin
A test of my patience..too far
Each one pops poo..and piddle, too
Leave spots of brown,...white, purple, and blue
They splatter..all over..my car..

This new Ford sedan,
It used to be tan
And shined like the sky's brightest star
But now, there's blots..of color clash,
Been lookin' like some..rainbow stew hash
Birds splatter..all over..my car..

Birds splatter..all over..my car..

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Timmy1000 - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny but sad - I can relate here as I parked my car outside the other day, in 20 degree weather, and saw that I was bombed from above when I came out to get into the car - why aren't these stupid birds south by now?
Old Man Ribber - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Guano is a very underappreciated subject for parody. Direct hit! ;D
Andy Primus - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Some men enjoy watching *birds poop

* UK slang
Andria - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody, AFW. I too can relate, since I got up this morning to get the newspaper, and I saw that both cars, much of the driveway around them and some of my lawn statuary were covered in what appeared to be seagull guano. It also appeared that my lawn had been used as a toilet by geese. 5s.
SheGulls - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . . When that Cowboy clicks his Spurs, She Go to RENO, in HisPanola . . .
Fiddlegirl - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Another great off-the-wall concept, AFW... LOL @ "she-gulls" and "he-gulls" :D
AFW - January 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all, for votes and comments
blackjack21 - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Bombin' you with some 5s for this feathery fecal frolic.

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