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Song Parodies -> "Stunned By Me"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Me"

Original Performer:

Ben E. King (and others)

Parody Song Title:

"Stunned By Me"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Once again, in this song I'm a girl, Okay?
When the night has come
And the alley's dark
And you're tryin' to get my purse from me
No I won't be alarmed
For you'll find that I am armed
If you try it, you'll be stunned
Stunned by me

Mugger, you'll be stunned by me
So stunned by me
Your hand, stunned by me, stunned by me

If your eyes at me look upon
You'll stumble and fall
For the voltage
In this gun- is fifty G's
You will cry, you will cry
Yes you'll tremble with fear
Once your schlong has been stunned
Stunned by me

Mugger, you'll be stunned by me
So stunned by me
Your glands, stunned by me, stunned by me

Don't come lookin' for trouble
You'll be stunned by me
So stunned by me
Ben had a hit with this twice.

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Guy - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
A stunning performance. Well done, Rick.
Mari D - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Now I know how to spell "schlong."
Jan Unwin - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Electrifying
Spaff.com - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
The "(and others)" include John Lennon, of course. This is Rick Duncan, after all.

Product idea: A personal electronic device with two settings: "Vibrate" and "Stun." What woman wouldn't want to carry one of those? Safety tip: Don't confuse the two settings! (Or you may end up giving your mugger a soothing massage.)
mac - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
It made my hair stand on end.
Adagio - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job. You make a stun gun sound tortuous. (guess it's supposed to be.)
sloatead - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
"Don't confuse the two settings! (Or you may end up giving your mugger a soothing massage.)" or worse, you could give yourself...never mind. i gave you fives, now could you put that zapper away?
Rick D - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all. This one was short but I cracked myself up. Never liked the original.
Johnny D - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Set parodies on stun, Mr. Sulu - POST !!!
Meriadoc - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a girl for this comment, m'kay? I'll be a boy for the next one... ;-) Nice job Rick.
David Chrenko - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Why Rick, you Are a savage!
Angry Write Guy - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay, so you're a girl; in this one - whatever swings your vine, Tarzan.

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