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Song Parodies -> "A Hose in Fanny's Garden"

Original Song Title:

"A Rose in Spanish Harlem"

Original Performer:

Ben E. King

Parody Song Title:

"A Hose in Fanny's Garden"

Parody Written by:

Michael McVey

The Lyrics

There is a hose in Fanny’s garden
A bright red hose in Fanny’s garden

It is a special one, it isn’t there for fun,
It only comes out when the sirens sound alarm
From nearby fire stations
It reaches ‘cross the street
More than a hundred feet
Ready to beat conflagrations

There is a hose in Fanny’s garden
A bright red hose in Fanny’s garden

When smoke as black as coal
Appears out of control
Puts outs the fire there and then back home it goes
I have to beg your pardon

I’m gonna grab that hose
And use its water flows ... on my garden
I’m gonna grab that hose
And use its water flows … on my garden

There is a hose in Fanny’s garden….
©2015 by Michael W. McVey

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Patrick - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
An interesting image of a civic-minded gardener making her hose available when there is danger in the neighborhood. I just thought of a naughty image, but I will keep it to myself.
Rob Arndt - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
At first, I thought that too, Patrick! Am anticipating Fanny having plumbing problems and having some pipe laid as well as Fanny having her carpet trimmed!!! 555!

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