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Song Parodies -> "Pissed at Gout"

Original Song Title:

"Twist and Shout"

Original Performer:

Beatles/ Isley Bros

Parody Song Title:

"Pissed at Gout"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Gout sucks.
My achin' foot, baby ow! (achin' foot, baby)
Pissed at gout (pissed at gout)
N'fun, n'fun, n'fun, n'fun, baby ow! (no fun, baby)
My tootsies hurtin', no doubt (hurtin' no doubt)

Well, walkin' in shoes funny (walkin' in shoes)
You know I ate wrong food (ate wrong food)
I got that Uric acid now (Uric acid)
Affecting my good mood (my good mood) Yeeoooowww!

Well make it go far 'way, now (make it go 'way now)
Pissed at gout (pissed at gout)
Can't run, can't run, can't run, can't run, baby ow! (can't run baby)
I've got another small bout ('nother small bout)

I know I missed another day (missed 'nother day)
They know I just can't work (just can't work)
My feet are big and so much grosser, now (big and really grosser)
They're driving me a bit berserk (driving me berserk)

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Ow-ow-ow
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Ow-ow-ow
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
Ow-ow-ow
Ah-ah-ah- aaarrrggghhh!

My achin' foot, baby ow! (achin' foot, baby)
Pissed at gout (pissed at gout)
N'fun, n'fun, n'fun, n'fun, baby ow! (no fun, baby)
My tootsies hurtin' , no doubt (hurtin' no doubt)

I got my feet all wrapped in ice (wrapped in ice)
You know they're wrapped so tight (wrapped so tight)
I think my drugs need higher doses, now (drugs need higher doses)
Cause I can't sleep at all at night (can't sleep through the night) Oooooowwwwww!

Keep wakin' wakin' up the baby, now (wakin' the baby)
Keep wakin' wakin' up the baby, now (wakin' the baby)
Keep wakin' wakin' up the baby, now (wakin' the baby)

Wah-wah-wah-wah...........

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EmiLoca - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! You had me at "N'fun"...I don't know, that just struck me as sheer comic genius...have some fives!
Paul Robinson - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick - I think I'd better call a "Toe Truck" for you...5's...Hey, I've had the Gout...and it does SUCK!! No joke...but...this parody IS funny.
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
best song i've ever heard concerning gout...5s
martha - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
very good one Rick
Johnny D - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
You Rick + Acid = a great parody about gout. OH, excuse me, I meant, URIC ACID = a great parody about gout. Here's 555 mg of Proben-C.
Dee Range - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd be laughing harder if my feet didn't hurt so much...5's across
Peregrin - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
God one Rick, let it all hang gout!
2Eagle - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
555. I understand what you are going through. Perfect choice since the Beatles sounded like they were in excruciating pain when they recorded that song.
Arwen - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
True story...I am NOT kidding...

So today, I was up in the mountains, trucking along on the four-wheeler...thinking of parodies, as I often try to do in such rare moments of privacy, and I thought...

"I haven't seen a kick ass parody of "Twist and Shout!" I am SOOO going to go back to town tonight and remedy that..."

Hmph...(5s)...

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