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Song Parodies -> "Maxine's Silver Helper"

Original Song Title:

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Maxine's Silver Helper"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since I mocked all the Beatle' songs several years ago, I thought I'd add them to the HUGE number that's already here. Maybe there's a few that haven't been done yet
Joan was masculine, ate food with tabasco in
Couldn't get a man
Late night all alone with a playgirl Oh-oh-oh-oh
Maxine Finnigan wasn't really into men
Calls her on the phone
Can I come on over to visit? Jo-o-oan
I've got a little friend you should meet
He's better than a guy

Bang bang Maxine's silver helper
Was more than just a toy
Wang wang Maxine's silver helper
Was good as any boy

Once at Joanie's place, Maxine opened up the case
Showed off all three speeds
Taking time to read the instructions Oh-oh-oh-oh
Like the package said, laid old Joanie on the bed
Plugged that gizmo in
Causing them to grin as they watched it go-oh-oh-oh
And as they read through all of the steps
They had themselves a ball

Bang bang Maxine's silver helper
Was more than just a toy
Wang wang Maxine's silver helper
Was good as any boy

After long abuse, and the house had blown a fuse
Maxine went back home
Having caused old Joan to be feeling So-oh-oh-oh
Thought tomorrow night, she would call up Katie White
Three is not a crowd
Though it might get loud
When we start to blow-oh-oh-oh
And as this thought was crossing her mind
She started to recall

Bang bang Maxine's silver helper
Was more than just a toy
Wang wang Maxine's silver helper
Was good as any boy
Silver helper, Man!
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Guy - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
After long abuse, and the house had blown a fuse

ROFLMAO - Hilarious indeed.

Are you somehow related to Malcolm?
Claude Prez - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree; this was toy-riffic
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
You're pickin' up good vibrations.
Phil Alexander - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Never thought I'd say this: this one is better than my "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" parody... brilliant in both its conception and its execution. Very clever and wickedly funny.
Rick D - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Read yours, Phil. Funny and clever. I'm trying not to read the other before I put mine on because A: it's discouraging and B: I don't want to be accused of stealing. Once on though, I'm going to comparison shop.
John Jenkins - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
The parody reaches a good climax.
Michael Pacholek - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
No way, Phil. "Another Bastard Spammer" was one of the greatest of all time.
Phil Alexander - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael, but IMO this one has something mine doesn't (I'm thinking of the video, of course)

Rick - don't think you'll be accused of stealing in the foreseeable future: too many originals... Just checked, and my Beatles tally is 15 - how many are there, exactly?
Rick D - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I believe I have 184. Not counting cover songs they did, or solo stuff.
Leo Jay - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this is brilliant.
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Oh yes, ohhhhh yes!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) *falsetto squeak* Great stuff!
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Seems to be one of those that pps wanna cum back for again first.
Meriadoc - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hilarious Rick! :-D

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