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Song Parodies -> "They Kill"

Original Song Title:

"I Will"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"They Kill"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

THEY KILL

I really love my pit bulls
Their wags give me a thrill
But our fences they go over
And they find something to kill

I don't know how it happens
But my dogs I never blame
Though my porch is oft blood spattered
They see everything as game

Love them forever, juice them never
Though they rip folks apart
Can't pull that lever, when they sever
Love them with bleeding heart

And when at last they find me
For we're now on the run
They're so loud it won't be long now
But for them I must be strong now
For my darlings "King" and "Kong" how I will
Cover up the kill

The kill........
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