I'm sad... I thought this would be a praise of geekdom, rather than its opposite. Think I'll have to write that next...

'You are one big dunce, dear'
'As Webster's book defines'

I found a slightly different definition:

Source: http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=geek

Main Entry: geek
Pronunciation: 'gEk
Function: noun
Etymology: probably from English dialect geek, geck fool, from Low German geck, from Middle Low German
Date: 1914
1 : a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake
2 : a person often of an intellectual bent who is disapproved of - geeky /'gE-kE/ adjective

Not nitpicking - song was a great read. Love this series you submitted although I do not know every Beatle song you have out here today.

Great pacing! And everything else. 'Geeks' are in. :D Lucky for some, even though they still are clumsy.

Thanks all. But what I was going for was what the "cool chicks" thought of me and any other kid with glasses in school. I'm actually proud of being and attracted to geeks.

I was going to try a "Beware of geeks bearing textbooks" misquote, but by latin's not quite up to it: "timeo technetos et dona libres" is probably all wrong (especially because the "tech-" prefix come from Greek rather than Latin...). But WTF ;-)

To Rick: Yes, it IS possible to be a geek AND cool! To Guy: What does that make Ozzy Osbourne?

Ozzy? Er... neither

Oops! She wasn't supposed to see that.

Iput my Ozzy parody on now. See "Sexy Sadie"

Just thought of doing "Eight ways a geek", so I had a look - not only did you get here before me, but I notice I've been here, too... ah, well.