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Song Parodies -> "Dumb Together"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dumb Together"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since I mocked all the Beatle' songs several years ago, I thought I'd add them to the HUGE number that's already here. Maybe there's a few that haven't been done yet
Here come our school kids
They read ever so slowly
They got drugs on playgrounds
They have easy money
They got D.A.R.E. Down on it's knees
Got to be a smoker like Joe Camel they see

They wear no tight clothes
They got slang and hand signs
They give you the finger
They do Coca-Cola
They say "I show you how we be"
One thing is for sure they didn't grow up like me

Dumb together and how A B C

They not productive
They got student free days
They don't learn no science
They don't write no blackboard
They got grades well below a "C"
Hold them in the classrooms till the bell sets them free

Dumb together and how 1 2 3

They smart as toaster
They get up in morning
They watch Cartoon Network
They speak pidgin English
They say one and one and one is two
Going to live on welfare cause they don't have a clue

Dumb together and how Woe is me!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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 5   2

User Comments

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Guy - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
'They say one and one and one is two'

The timing on this line is astounding! Worth the price of 5s by itself! ROFLMAO.
Claude Prez - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Last verse was the best but the whole thing was hilarious. I'd like to see more people voting on your stuff.
Guy - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Wildman, when you get back from your trip you need to look at these for chalupa awards this month. And I agree with Claude - More attention from the authors on this site for Rick is in order. This is earned.
John Jenkins - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm glad that I read the comments of Guy and Claude and checked out this parody - very good. I might question the line about getting grades below C - they should, but there are too many social promotions.
Adagio - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Really liked the parody! And it made a statement, too.
malcolm higgins - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
absolutely over the top Rick, 5-5-5 awesome!
Michael Pacholek - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Five and five and five is yours. Got to teach those children 'cause they fail every course!
Phil Alexander - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Another exceptionally good one... I'm running out of complimentary vocabulary. Only problem is too many to read and too little time to so so.
Rick D - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I know, Phil. I'm trying to catch up to you and a few of you other wise guys.
Diva - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Wild Man had to go to work today , but I'm out and about getting some feedback for the Chalupas for October.
Rick: you are doing a great job with your parodies you definatley have developed a fan base and people are very impressed with your talent. I'd say your definatley a candidate this month.
Sheila A. Donovan - November 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I tutor inner city kids. Sadly, this parody hits the bull's-eye.
David Chrenko - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
i dunt git it, but eye gib u a 5-5-5, almose prefect
Harri Georgeson - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
2nz - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, and I'm gonna agree with Claude on this one, though I'm really, really, really late.
Rick D - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
So are most of the students in this class.
Paul Robinson - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D -- Another lesson in parody writing for us all. Go to the head of the class, but clean the chalk-board when you get there and then write in "5-5-5" for my vote here. If this were hockey 2nz would get yet another assist here for the Jan 21 posted comment on this October posted parody. Thanks for the recommend once again. I am ages behind now on reading/voting on stuff, largely because I cannot content myself with making short comments, too much fun, though, so wouldn't change that even if I could.
Johnny D - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I love lookin' through older parodies, especially when I uncover a 5-worthy gem like this. Well done and well said, RD.
Paul Robinson - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D & Johnny D - OH, OH...memory failing. I voted & commented on this about FOUR days ago. But on the plus side I still really like it.

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