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Song Parodies -> "Peeing fot the Benefit of Mr. Grupp"

Original Song Title:

"Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Peeing fot the Benefit of Mr. Grupp"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Since I mocked all the Beatle' songs several years ago, I thought I'd add them to the HUGE number that's already here. Maybe there's a few that haven't been done yet.
For the benefit of Mr. Grupp
I'll be peeing in a cup at his behest
The policy may seem severe
But everybody's whiz must clear a random test
It seems like a rights violation
And certainly the check-ups aren't cheap
But it's up to Mr. Grupp to foot the bill

The venerated Mr. G.
Views the results with ghoulish glee
We can't relax
For all of us in corporate sales
Know anyone who's test he fails will get the ax
And after what seems endless hours
He turns to give his employees a "thumbs up"
Mr. G says we're free to go back to work!

The work shift ends at ten to five
We're glad today we did survive
The pee exam
Tonight we'll all go out and drink
And pretty soon we'll never think
To give a damn
We're glad he doesn't check for liquor
Or jobless lines are guaranteed for all
And our cup is for Grupp who's paying the bill

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Rick D - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, I'm a lousy typist. FOR the Benefit. Sorry
Johnny D - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Surfin' archives again, puttin' fives on a gem.
Paul Robinson - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - I like it and if I still drank I'd raise a glass to this. So I'll just give it an inverted fifth in each scoring area instead and thank Johnny D for searching the archives and adding to my peeing pleasure. I'm pretty sure I'll be chuckling a couple of minutes from now before I conk out for the evening.
Birgitta - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
"Venerated Mr. G" LOL That cracked me up. Dropped ya off some "nasty 5's" -better late than never. TC
Shannon Vance - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
A true delight! Your humor is as dry as the cup I refused to pee in to get a job.

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