-> "The Salad of John and Yoko"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of John and Yoko"
Parody Song Title:
"The Salad of John and Yoko"
Standing in the line at the Sizzler
Trying to get something to eat
The man with the tray said
There's no meat today
The butcher's van broke down in the heat
Cripes you know I'm so hungry
I'm just so starved as can be
The way I am feeling
I'm gonna chew on a tree
Finally got my plate to the counter
Looking at the bowls of romaine
The carrots seemed gray
But the beets looked okay
And I viewed the celery with disdain
Sat down just as the lettuce was wilting
The lemon pepper caused me to sneeze
Then I started to blanch
For the dressing was ranch
I could have sworn I ordered bleu cheese
Someone's trying to make me vegetarian
The days I don't eat meat are quite a rarity
Last night I almost
Ate a whole pot roast
There's nothing like a good steak with a roll...
Made a lightning trip to the bathroom
Gnawing jerky beef from a bag
Got back to the table
And found myself able
To woof down all my greens and not gag
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