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Song Parodies -> "Paper Butt-Wiper"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Paper Butt-Wiper"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Why is TP an Apocalypse item?
PAPER BUTT-WIPER

Paper butt-wiper-wiper-wiper

Dear, roll is empty, I've been on the bowl
Can you run to Walgreens buy another roll?
I'd sure appreciate some hurry, here
Got a nasty blob
So I gotta have some paper butt-wiper
Paper butt-wiper!

It's a dirty business, be you gal or man
For you cannot see, don't want to use your hand
There are Klingons lurking near Uranus rings
So to do the job
I just need to have some paper butt-wiper
Paper butt-wiper!

Spend a hundred dollars buy a pack or ten
I don't want to go through this ordeal again
For we might be cooped up for a little while
So just buy the store
And we won't run out of paper butt-wiper
Paper butt-wiper!

So just run on out there, haven't got all night
For my legs are cramping and bowels feel tight
Make a quick return, I need the air to clear
Yes, there's much at stake
When I gotta have some paper butt-wiper
Paper butt-wiper

Paper butt-wiper-wiper-wiper

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