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Song Parodies -> "Employees, Wash Your Hands"

Original Song Title:

"I want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Employees, Wash Your Hands"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I'm sort of back now and then
Yeah, poo, is that something
The health board cracks down on
So you- be-e-est be real care-ar-ful
When you go use the can......
Employees, wash your ha-a-a-a-a-a-ands
Employees wash your hands

Oh plea-e-ease when you pee-ee-ee
And go and touch your gland
Just plea-e-ease clean for me-ee-ee
And go and scrub your hands
Employees, wash your ha-a-a-a-a-a-ands
Employees wash your hands

And when you touch things that are crappy
From turds
Use soap and water or some gloves
Afterwards, afterwards, afterwards

When you’ there dumpin’
Remember there’s a plan
It’s wri-i-ten by the mirror
It says go wash your hands
Employees, wash your ha-a-a-a-a-a-ands
Employees wash your hands
Employees wash your ha-a-a-a-a-a-ands

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Callmelennie - September 29, 2016 - Report this comment
She loves this, yeah, yeah, yeah! ...... And with a song like this, you know you should get fives
Jonathan - September 29, 2016 - Report this comment
good clean fun! 5's
Lucy Lement - September 30, 2016 - Report this comment
I really enjoyed this! Would love to hear your song playing through the speakers in some restaurant and other public restrooms.

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